dendropsyche:

I cut the cake on my baby gender reveal party and the m&m’s are black. “It’s a goth!” we shout in unison. My family is sobbing. Morticia Addams is there,

Christmas Day 2018

stressedboyz:

trvpicalpvssy:

bootyscientist2:

Me, when a big girl looks in my direction:

Where he at